Master Key

We went on a long holiday trip
On returning, we lost the key to the main gate
I call the keymaker.
He gives me an offer

The key to this door for 200 or a master key that can open any door for 500.

I chose the master key.

And now I have the power to unlock any door! (Basically invincible)

One day, I spot the key-maker at the bazaar! and stop to thank him.

He asks –

thank you for what

Me:

Your master key… blah blah blah!!

He laughs –

There’s no such thing as a mster key, It’s an old trick I use to fool and extort gullible people, just like you!